So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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