You work out of a Hotel?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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