ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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