there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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