just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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