went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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