she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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