I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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