nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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