So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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