therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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