Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
