I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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