I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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