i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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