That's intense
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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