it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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