dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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