Swine flu. Run for my life!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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