if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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