Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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