So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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