so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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