So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
