I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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