You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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