I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
honey bunches of taint.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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