i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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