yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
