so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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