9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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