Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
