I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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