You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm sobbing to NWA
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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