my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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