You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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