i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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