I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I need moral support for this bender
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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