those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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