Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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