i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
