yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I see more hoeing in ur future
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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