come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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