Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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