Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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