So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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