Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Randomize
