puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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