Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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