He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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