I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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