I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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